Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tyra Toilet Tips

I hope that everyone had a good holiday. I haven't been updating lately because I flew back to Florida on December 7 and had a friend over like a week later, so I was off of the Internet a lot. We went to a lot of places, like Miami's South Beach, Score (a gay club, even though none of us is gay), and Lake Placid, FL, the mural capital of the world. I'm going to blog about them once I find my USB port which I might end up having my dad mail.

Anyhow, until then, here's an instructional clip from Tyra Banks (who, in Oprah fashion, is canceling her show too - I wish Dr. Phil would cancel his) teaching women how to go to the bathroom.

It makes sense since most of the places I've been to look like this.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

This is my dog eating yogurt.

This is my blue tick beagle, Jersey. Yes, it's dark and blurry and was done with a camera phone. I'm going to re-do this in a few days, I just didn't want to do a second take and consume a second raspberry yogurt so she could lick another one. It's dark and blurry but I thought I'd post it anyway. I'll delete this when I can make a clearer, brighter version. And before I get a message about it, she's not eating an entire yogurt. Just the little flavor left after I finished it.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Top 20 Urkel Moments


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Escalator Safety

Before my fellow ex-Michigander Chris Hansen became the host of shows like "To Catch a Predator," "To Catch an I.D. Thief," and other Dateline NBC segments that I love, he had to prove his chops to his bosses just like the rest of us and move up the corporate ladder. Or, rather, the escalator. Here, a young Chris from 1995 reports on escalator safety. I knew this would be an interesting report because this story, on ESCALATORS, begins with an interview with Sister Mary and her "one nun campaign."

Few people other than Chris Hansen could hold my attention during a 20 minute story about escalators. And make me want to stay away from Boston.

Visit The Hansen Files.